i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
