ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
