Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
