I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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