"it" just moved
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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