I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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