is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
