I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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