I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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