Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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