you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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