She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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