I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
