Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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