David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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