It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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