he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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