Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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