Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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