I'm jealous of your bromance
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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