so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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