Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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