I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I will be naked everywhere
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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