dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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