Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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