sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
