Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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