just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
