last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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