She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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