talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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