I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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