True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't think brook has ever known best
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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