she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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