some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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