the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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