as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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