Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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