What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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