When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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