How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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