Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Your penis caused this!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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