Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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