was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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