Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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