Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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