He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We left an ass print on the piano.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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