Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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