i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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