I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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