i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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