she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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