So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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