Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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